Something that while not technically criminal, by all appearances should be - such as computerized trading.
by starvinmarvinpalmbeach December 6, 2018
Get the criminal veneer mug.Veneer Criminal: A modern twist on the classic career criminal, the veneer criminal is often a high-level UK drug dealer known for dental veneers, or 'turkey teeth.' They flaunt a flashy lifestyle, with designer brands like Gucci, Rolex watches, and flashy cars. Their partners are often bright orange from tanning, have bold gaffer tape eyebrows, and have had bad cosmetic enhancements like boob jobs and duck lips. They love to flex their wealth on social media, despite having no legitimate income, making them an easy target for the police. In fact, the police don’t even need to leave the station; they can simply browse social media and catch them flaunting their wealth. They spend most of their time vacationing in Dubai and decades in UK prison.
Lee: Frank, guess who I bumped into the other day? Tommy from school bruv!
Frank: Oh yeah? What’s he up to now?
Lee: He’s got them Turkey teeth now and a sick German whip and a hot orange bird now.
Frank, how can he afford all that bruv?.
Lee: I think he's a veneer criminal now, Bruv.
Frank: LOL.
Frank: Oh yeah? What’s he up to now?
Lee: He’s got them Turkey teeth now and a sick German whip and a hot orange bird now.
Frank, how can he afford all that bruv?.
Lee: I think he's a veneer criminal now, Bruv.
Frank: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese November 28, 2025
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