vending machine

evil machine that steals countless quarters from people and kills 8 a year (those dumases deserve, killed by a soda machine is sad)

u dirty evil machine, give me my soda and money!

by grisha July 16, 2003

vending machine

Something Ikebukuro is running out of.

"Dude, did you see that flying vending machine the other day!?"
"Yeah, it had to be {Shizuo Heiwajima}!"

by fuckingpeterick January 26, 2017

vending machine

Drug dealers

play on playa

i got a fist full of vending machines (I control the drug industry)

by A pimp named slickback July 25, 2007

vending machine

A group of super attractive women or men. Individually they are usually referred to as a snack

"That bar last night was a straight up vending machine man" -Riley
"How so?" -AP
"It had all the snacks in there" -Riley

by Snaplatts February 20, 2018

vending machine

a group of "snacks" in one setting

my friends and I were in the mall looking like a vending machine

by jlunsford2 June 3, 2018

vending machine

vending machine means a woman or prostitute. You give them money and they disperse just as a food vending machine would.

Hey that chicks a vending machine, i'd love to buy a packet of mucus

by koksta September 14, 2009

Vending Machine

An alternate coded name for a cocaine dealer; generally one who sells larger than average volume.

Person A: "I'm going to get coke from the Vending Machine."

Person B: "That's Dope, man"

by Modest Pelican September 2, 2019