A common Minnesotan last name, most commonly used in Morristown. Usually pronounced by retarded people who forget to say the l so it comes out Vezke. Its Velzke and is German.... dumbasses
Telemarketer: Hello is Mr or Mrs Vezke there?
Resident: It's pronounced Velzke you dumbass
Telemarketer: Oh I'm sorry sir
Resident: I hope you get ass-raped you faggot!
Resident: It's pronounced Velzke you dumbass
Telemarketer: Oh I'm sorry sir
Resident: I hope you get ass-raped you faggot!
by 69dashit69 September 28, 2009
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Nate: Whoa, look at that voelzke!
The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!
Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!
The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!
Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!
by Oswald Cogbottom February 14, 2007
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a small village in Slovakia near Nitra also known as Ulak there is a psychiatrist hospital pretty bad school and a lot of drunk and high teenagers you can actually find pretty cute chicks but the guys act questionable and also look questionable
I dont feel like living you should go to Velke Zaluzie.
Go to Velke Zaluzie why because there is a psychiatrist hospital and you need it
i have to go to village where guys act like jerks ohh you should go to velke zaluzie then
Go to Velke Zaluzie why because there is a psychiatrist hospital and you need it
i have to go to village where guys act like jerks ohh you should go to velke zaluzie then
by paluska January 5, 2023
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