Velzke 

A common Minnesotan last name, most commonly used in Morristown. Usually pronounced by retarded people who forget to say the l so it comes out Vezke. Its Velzke and is German.... dumbasses

Telemarketer: Hello is Mr or Mrs Vezke there?
Resident: It's pronounced Velzke you dumbass
Telemarketer: Oh I'm sorry sir
Resident: I hope you get ass-raped you faggot!

Velzke by 69dashit69 September 28, 2009

voelzke

Someone who can't get a girl, wears a b cup bra, has a weight problem, the gender is questionable, and smells distinctly like cat urine crossed with a 25 dollar whores vagina.

Nate: Whoa, look at that voelzke!

The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!

Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!

voelzke by Oswald Cogbottom February 14, 2007

velznet 

a pretty cool person, very swag

velznet is poggers

velznet by dreamgottaken October 21, 2020

Velke Zaluzie 

a small village in Slovakia near Nitra also known as Ulak there is a psychiatrist hospital pretty bad school and a lot of drunk and high teenagers you can actually find pretty cute chicks but the guys act questionable and also look questionable

I dont feel like living you should go to Velke Zaluzie.

Go to Velke Zaluzie why because there is a psychiatrist hospital and you need it

i have to go to village where guys act like jerks ohh you should go to velke zaluzie then

Velke Zaluzie by paluska January 5, 2023