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A Bulgarian short name for 'Velislav'. A very funny person who usually has an enormous ground breaking penis and is usually too shy.
''Who is that faggot?''
''He's Velko, he likes me but doesn't want to tell me it''
velko by VelkoTheMen January 26, 2019
Words you can keep
Velko is a Bulgarian name of a beautiful boy who is definetly not writing this right now.
''HEY! VELKO! YOU RETARD!''
''I'm not a retard you asshole''
velko by GayNibber123 November 4, 2017
Velko is sexy, he is a second Ronaldo, Velko is Petya's husband. He can do a lot of things. All girls want him. His BFF is Antoan. Velko can play futboll and voleyball. Velko is handsome.
Velko used to be fuckboy, but now he is another person.
The guy who lives in Gornji Doljevac and has fat cock. Velko is a typical name for an elder, or just someone who is very old and doesn't have a driving licence.
"I just saw a very old man"
"No you just saw a Velko"
Velko by Maki brate November 21, 2021
The guy who lives in Gor** Do***ac and has fat cock. Velko is a typical name for an elder, or just someone who is very old and doesn't have a driving licence.
"I just saw a very old man"
"No you just saw a Velko"
Velko by Maki brate November 21, 2021

terminal velocity 

Terminal velocity is when you are diagnosed with going the maximum speed in a defined direction using only gravitational potential. It is life threatening as it is a terminal disease.
Paul: What's wrong?
Kevin: I've been diagnosed
Paul: With what?
Kevin: Terminal Velocity.
Paul: RIP

Velocity Traptor 

Noun.

Someone who is a trap in a lego game that catfishes.
Yo Shadow dated a Velocity Traptor, yea their name was Ezionation!
Velocity Traptor by KarlPatel16 June 21, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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