Vegos

Vegos, lord of fat rolls, dick jokes, and busting on his own face. This extraterrestrial being is known for his uncanny ability to suck the souls out of his enemies, and will proceed to make cock rings out of their broken skull fragments. It is rumored that Vegos beat up a 5 year old for his happy meal infinity gauntlet. Vegos is not to be trifled with, and is also the host of none other than mighty Serrano. (many consider vegos to be a mere vassal for serrano to manipulate) It is rumored that in the early year of 2001 B.C. (before the arrival of almighty god of hot breath peter carafano) Vegos was discovered to have a weakness. A self-aware liver that requires constant donations of semen from papi macilveen to maintain a stable condition.

I think Vegos has a crush on Hannah Nolting...
No way really??
Yeah he talks about her almost as much as he does, his own penis!
Woah he must really like her!!!!

by thanoscarthanoscar October 1, 2018

The Vegas Inquisition

The Vegas Inquisition occurs when playaz return from Vegas. Someone who was too pwned to go immediately bombards the playaz with nonstop questions about Vegas.

This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.

Goombah: So, uh, how'd you do in Vegas?

Mich: I did ok.

Goombah: Did anything cool happen?

Mich: You know the policy...

Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...

Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!

by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013

Vegasm

The sheer joy that is the result of partaking in all the debauchery that is Las Vegas.

Susan had a vegasm after winning 10K at the craps table.

by soo-zee May 3, 2011

Fallout: New Vegas

The greatest game ever made.

Man I was playing Fallout: New Vegas, it was amazing!

by Skelly AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA January 1, 2021

Time for Vegas

An expression used to suggest an escape from a daily routine or to flee from reality.

"Time for Vegas", sighed Veronica as she sifted through the stack of reports on Thursday morning.

by 0.7734 July 6, 2010

Leaving Las Vegas

The act of slowly drinking one-self to death due to intractable depression or disease. Named after the Nicolas Cage and Elisabeth Shue film of the same name.

Charlie was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Instead of fight a losing battle, he decided he's leaving Las Vegas.

by Caddy15 December 26, 2017

Velosarapture

A giant creature that lurks in the night to feed on dead souls, specifically; fans of the Twilight series.

The velosarapture took the souls of every Twilight series fan in history while they were sleeping.

by Velosarapture July 21, 2014