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Vegeterian Vampire

Someone who will only drink the blood of an animal.
Edward: Our family is different, we only drink the blood of animals. We call ourselves vegeterian vampires.

Alice: Even though we do love the blood of humans, we do not let ourselves to drink it.
by JelloBello March 30, 2009
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Vegeterian Vampire

A vampire that drinks the blood of animals and resists the blood of humans, thus leading to say they are vegeterians. <3
*VEGETERIAN VAMPIRES RESIST HUMAN BLOOD

HUMANS
Meat = Carnivore
Vegies = Vegiterian

VAMPIRES
Human Blood = Carnivore
Animal Blood = Vegiterian

(reminder:they dont consume human foods)
by Twilighter94 May 5, 2009
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Vegetarian Vampire

A useless word that has been sent out as the word of the day on Friday Nov 21st, 2008.
"We don't have any good words for today."
"Well then, let's use Vegetarian Vampire!"
"Uh...don't you think people will unsubscribe if we use something so lame?"
"Nah..."
by JamesInTO April 2, 2009
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Vegetarian Vampire

A retarded vampire who thinks animals are vegetables.
Girl: OMG! Did you see Twilight?
Guy: No, I don't like watching gay vampires
Girl: He's just a vegetarian vampire...
Guy: You know what that means to them?
Girl: What?
Guy: A vampire who can't get pussy and can't tell the difference between sucking tomato juice or animal blood.
by XxKMEOxX April 4, 2009
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vegetarian vampire

An individual who only drink the juice of reddish/ purple fruits and vegetables.
god damn! Im sick of these Plum Juice commercials..they only appeal to the vegetarian vampire audience!!...
by dey exist December 18, 2008
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Vegetarian Vampire

Fags with fangs who clearly don't understand the fact they're already damned, so 'restraining' from killing humans(also animals) doesn't do shit for their morality/afterlife/credibility/personality.

Also, a core vegetarian belief is that the lives of mindless animals are worth the same as those of human beings - So, in theory, being a veggie vamp doesn't make you a better person because it means the same as if you were feeding like a non-fagcula.
Edward Cullen, of Stephenie Meyer (in)fam(y)e, refuses to drink the blood of human beings, thinking it makes him 'principled', thus making him a vegetarian vampire.
by Mina Drakul April 4, 2009
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Vegetarian Vampire

1. A vampire that abstains from drinking human blood, instead substituting animal blood.

2. A vampire that is never truly satisfied.

3. A fan of Twilight that was left unsatisfied after watching that sorry excuse for a movie.
"Man, I saw the Twilight movie last night, and I totally feel like a vegetarian vampire!"
by HappyCabbit April 2, 2009
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