Definitions by HappyCabbit

Vegetarian Vampire 

1. A vampire that abstains from drinking human blood, instead substituting animal blood.

2. A vampire that is never truly satisfied.

3. A fan of Twilight that was left unsatisfied after watching that sorry excuse for a movie.

"Man, I saw the Twilight movie last night, and I totally feel like a vegetarian vampire!"

Vegetarian Vampire by HappyCabbit April 2, 2009