Definitions by XxKMEOxX

Vegetarian Vampire 

A retarded vampire who thinks animals are vegetables.

Girl: OMG! Did you see Twilight?
Guy: No, I don't like watching gay vampires
Girl: He's just a vegetarian vampire...
Guy: You know what that means to them?
Girl: What?
Guy: A vampire who can't get pussy and can't tell the difference between sucking tomato juice or animal blood.

Vegetarian Vampire by XxKMEOxX April 4, 2009