YesGrill's definitions

Vegas

A place where we do dumb shit when we're fucked up. Where dentists marry strippers, hot school teachers get attacked by naked chinese men, and where those chinese men kidnap people named Doug. Where tigers are kidnapped, chickens roam inside, and neon strippers jack up your car.

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes- that shit'll come back with ya."

by YesGrill April 1, 2010