When a really fat chick rides her man with alot of Vaseline because she has a dry twat and he holds on to her love handles and pulls her up and down like he is holding the reins of a horse.
Guy number 1: Dude whats that really loud slamming noise?
Guy number 2: Oh, thats just Dave getting a ride from the Vaseline cowgirl.
Guy number 2: Oh, thats just Dave getting a ride from the Vaseline cowgirl.
by theroyalestella December 1, 2009