VaraxiGoon

1. A person who is excessively greedy and hard to deal with.

2. Someone who is unreliable, often flaking on responsibilities or commitments.

3. An individual who has a tendency to steal, whether material possessions or personality traits, frequently changing their views to fit in or gain an advantage.

4. A person who avoids difficult tasks, instead ignoring problems rather than addressing them.
"I wouldn’t trust Bray with your business; he’s a real varaxigoon, always shifting his stance to get what he wants."

"Jeru promised to help with the project, but, as expected, the varaxigoon bailed at the last minute."

"Ever notice how Possum mirrors whoever he’s talking to? He’s a total varaxigoon, always stealing personalities to fit the moment."

"Instead of fixing the supply issue, our manager—being the varaxigoon he is—just ignored it until everything fell apart."

"That varaxigoon took credit for my idea again, then conveniently forgot he was supposed to do any of the actual work."
by DefinatelyNOTNihilis March 12, 2025
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