a flatulent cloud so potent it is believed to actually contain a high amount of atomized fecal material and when encountered may cause victims to think they've somehow inhaled a poop.
studies in stockholm sweden indicate that vaporpoo may actually be visible to the human eye when exposed to
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Gerald decided not to retrieve his wallet from inside the deli because he did not want to encounter the fallout cloud from the vaporpoo he'd left as he exited the booth.
(1) A condition, pertaining to, an individual who constantly believes that there is something wrong with their personal vaporizer, electronic cigarette or "e-cig." When, in fact, their 'E-cig' is working properly.
(2) A condition, pertaining to, an individual who believes that the general maintenance of an/their "E-Cig" is a reflection of the product being defective.
(1) John visits his local "E-cig" shop 3 times a week requesting that the staff test his device to ensure that it is fully functional. John's actions would make him a vapochondriac.
(2) Mary enters the "E-cig" store and tells a staff member that her tank is broken. In this case, the tank is not "broken," the heating element just needs replaced. Mary's actions would make her a vapochondriac.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"