The original skate shoe; what etnies try to copy. worn by "old school" skaters who still where baggy pants and not tight ones like those fucks with what they consider to be "real" skate shoes. Will last forever
1. Dude! those vans kick ass!!
2. I know white and black all the way
1. what are those fucks with tight pants and emericas doing??
2. falling off their boards aparently
by Mary Margaret June 22, 2005
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-a large vehicle used to smoke pot in, drink alcohol in, or to do "the nasty"

-also known as: "the shaggin' wagon"

-the name "van" originated by an everything-loving hippie named van wilkie. her legacy lives on even to this day, and her afro holds more memories that you could ever know.

"van wilkie could just be the most amazing hippie of our time."

"who doesnt love a good gang bang in the shaggin' wagon?"
by sam marquis January 15, 2006
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Vans are the coolest mother fuckers ever to walk the face of this planet. Vans are cool, smart, and funny as hell. Vans are strong, sexy, and hansom as the devil. Vans are jacks of all trades (Meaning that they are good at everything but masters of nothing). They are also incredible athletes. They can play any sport and they normally make it into the pros. Vans are also very good, reliable friends and they always have your back. Vans are also clutch masters and normally do amazing things without trying. They also seen to always have a fascination with destruction or explosions. Vans can be cocky but are always humble in the end. They love music. Vans never stop cracking jokes. No matter the situation, you can count on them to lighten the mood. Vans are legends, but don’t mistake them for being myths because they are 100% legit.
Vans are too legit to quit.
Vans are the bomb digity.
by AllTheSingladies December 17, 2015
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Skater shoes worn by skater, ex-skaters, people going to start skating, people who hang with skaters, or people that just want to look cool so wear the shoes (which makes up most of the majority)
Vans come in forms like: Checkered, skulls, hearts, stars, picture formers, plain
by ChickenAdoboDirector August 12, 2008
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The thing pedophiles use to lure kids like poor Timmy.
"Hey kiddos i got some candy in my van"
by Lolliepuff November 30, 2014
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A superior being of the multiverse. He feeds of the laughter of his peers and uses the energy in the most efficient way. He is the creator and ruler of the universe and will forever be the peak of evolution. Nothing is more powerful than it, and it demands a sacrifice ever 11th of September
Van glows red from so much energy, just like a sexy Rudolph!!!
by A. Wiseman February 20, 2019
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