Cheap plain skater shoes. Stop saying they have tons of designs. The only designs are the bottom of the shoe which is usually white, and the whites laces. And other Vans have the tip of the shoe colored or some ugly line by the ankle. They're simply just like Converse except they're missing the gay white tip. Most people say they last a lifetime only because those people don't probably skateboard or even doing anything. of course they last a life time they're for going out not for soccer or something athletic.
Vans are white trash sneakers that should be for pedophiles bringing their victims to their vans. You're not cool just because you wear the same brand of Lil Wayne, do you really want to follow a rapper with a voice that belongs in a cartoon and is too high to even notice what hes wearing?
Vans are white trash sneakers that should be for pedophiles bringing their victims to their vans. You're not cool just because you wear the same brand of Lil Wayne, do you really want to follow a rapper with a voice that belongs in a cartoon and is too high to even notice what hes wearing?
White Trash:Dude you just stepped on my new Vans. Gosh im trying to be cool.
Normal Person: Go fuck yourself
Normal Person: Go fuck yourself
by Soccer Shifty August 22, 2012
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CONFORMIST SHOE. worn by everyone now. the thin ones were what skaters wear when there not skating. although now EVERYONE wears them. the 50 something year old bitch biology teacher, the emos, the preps, the jocks. they used to be cool but now mostly non skaters wear them. so get choself some emerica winos
preppy girl:"liek omg i luv vans and hollister"
jock/bully:"skaters are fags, i love vans"
emo:"i like vans"
skater:"damn, vans was the origional skate shoe... but now sells more to non skaters than skaters... f that im getting winos"
jock/bully:"skaters are fags, i love vans"
emo:"i like vans"
skater:"damn, vans was the origional skate shoe... but now sells more to non skaters than skaters... f that im getting winos"
by keepskatin'bro June 04, 2012
Awful skate company. Ever "hip" teen today wears Vans because they want to look like a skater. See Etnies.
by Cat who shat May 31, 2004
Vans the logo is spelled as if it’s a square root symbol with the abbreviation “ANS” in it. We usuallly think of “ANS” as answer.
The answer to life for most people is God and what do we associate with god? Jesus. So what does that mean you may ask.. Well now we have the square root of Jesus. Square root means to split in half, so that means it turns into Je Sus. Je in Spanish usually means he.. so He sus. Jesus is sus.
The answer to life for most people is God and what do we associate with god? Jesus. So what does that mean you may ask.. Well now we have the square root of Jesus. Square root means to split in half, so that means it turns into Je Sus. Je in Spanish usually means he.. so He sus. Jesus is sus.
by thatsmynamedontwearitout7 March 02, 2019
Vans are an uncomfortable shoe. It had its own meme for awhile, that was screamed by 6th graders across the country. Sadly Vans only claim to fame. It is an uncomfortable cloth shoe that no one has socks or time for. companies has gone as far to make off brand "Vans" of their companies. Lets be honest they did a better, cheaper shoe than Vans. "Good" Vans can be up to 30-50$!
by A00 March 06, 2017
Vans are "skateshoes" people wear that aren't really used for skating. They are shoes for "popular" boys and girls and if you don't wear them you aren't popular according to the basic bitches and jerks of popular groups.
by typicaltomboy July 09, 2014