Vank 

A very angry wank.

Girl: "Me and my boyfriend were suppose to meet last night, it was going to be the first time we made love."
Boy: "What happened?"
Girl: "His car broke down and he couldn't get here!"
Boy: "Ha, I bet he had a Vank."
Girl: "Vank?"

Vank by NotMyRealName1 January 10, 2013

VANK 

VANK is the psuedonym of a prolific Korean spammer.

Me: Shit, VANK just sent me millions of spam e-mails about some shit called Dokdo. Whatever.

VANK by dudeinwales October 24, 2006

Vank 

Wanking while vaping (Vanking)

I treated myself to a Vank

Vank by DrewTipz June 25, 2022

Vank 

When you've been hit in the head so many times you can't stop talking about bees.
The opposite of Vonk

Vincent was Vanked so many times in the head that he became totally obsessed with bees.

Vank by Chickenpants93 September 3, 2021

Vank 

a cat with a wide nose

“that cat is vank as hell!”

Vank by Fatscatmandoo February 26, 2019

Vank 

Having a wank over ai generated content

Justyn sent me reel of a girl he didn't know was a virtual influencer - she was so life like it was hard to tell. Turns out he'd already had a couple of vanks over her before I told her she was ai generated

Vank by DJAlMac999 November 19, 2024

vankerchief 

A special handkerchief used by strippers in order to properly disinfect the pole after use - the use of the vankerchief is very important in making sure that vaginal juice is not transferred from one stripper to the next.

Vankerchief can also be used as a derogatory term.

Denise, quit being such a vankerchief and come to happy hour!

vankerchief by Certitified November 30, 2011