vanhoose 

A cool ass fucking family that no one fucks with no matter what or they'll gang bang you

Ohh look at the vanhoose guy with the big cock dont fuck with him or he'll fuck with you literally

vanhoose by CrypticDiamond December 6, 2016

vanoose 

Another term for a womens genitals.

Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Alyssa.?
Guy2: No.
Guy1: She has a vanoose that could fit earth in it.
Guy2: What the hell is a vanoose?
Guy1: Womans genitals!
Guy2: Oh, ahahahahahah. Damn it's huge.

vanoose by T-dub17 June 29, 2008

Vahoose 

An Oversized vagina.

Your mother's vagina can cover my whole head, therefore it is a vahoose.

Vahoose by Joba Jay December 9, 2008

Vanhouser 

Balls....ball sweat

Im freezing my Vanhouser off.

Vanhouser by Smokey Macpot November 10, 2006

VanHouser 

The male Testicles, the balls, The sweat the emitted from the balls

I froze my Vanhousers off.
That guys got a big set of Vanhousers.

VanHouser by John VanGordon November 10, 2006

vonhoosenschoonsen 

a person who makes love to and makes out with inanimate objects, and gets married to them legally.

wow he is such a vonhoosenschoonsen, he makes out with his car

vonhoosenschoonsen by crumpingpumpetts March 30, 2021

Vanhouse 

A person of america, usually loving sugar and eating bowls of it in there sugar just for that sugary sensation.

Omg hanna is that a vanhouse? he looks like he has a sugar rush

Vanhouse by Tyson and friends April 6, 2021