Vangpoirning is a sexual act consisting of three stages. The first stage involves taking a squirrel and fucking it with a condom on. The second stage involves strangling the squirrel and drinking the cum from the condom. Then, the third and final stage involves inflating the condom like a balloon and eating the squirrel's organs while masturbating.
Q: Dude, are you sure you haven't been vangpoirning? I keep seeing dead squirrels around your house.
A: Dude, I swear I haven't done anything, on YOUR soul!
A: Dude, I swear I haven't done anything, on YOUR soul!
by bruzz huzz in the wuzz December 15, 2024