Snobby,
rich, spoiled,
annoying, anorexic,
preppy, better-than-you stuck up slut.
a.k.a. A girl that goes to Vanderbilt University.
Don't bother with it unless you (by you I mean your
parents) can pay out of your pocket for all 4+ years at Vanderbilt without a dent in finances.
*Must also own personal island to obtain necessary level of importance.
*Houses in multiple countries is also a requirement.
Rules:
Wear sundresses in the summer.
And spring.
And fall and winter.
Oh. And always wear pearls.
Never dress in school colors for athletic events (i.e.
football games).
^Wear a sundress.
Never stay for whole
game.
Pregame and afterparty is a must.
Hair must be at least 4 inches below the shoulders.
Must drink only vitamin
water for breakfast.
Skip lunch. If not possible... small salad. No dressing.
Again. For dinner, small salad. No dressing.
Only
change out of sundress to jog.
Must jog daily to burn off salad.
Only other time acceptable to change out of sundress: Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night = extremely
short, exceptionally tight, barely covering, vag showing party dress. Ripped up stockings is a plus. Must = 5 inch (hooker) heels. Never wear a jacket.
When weather is cold, complain. Lots.
Make sure to arrive just as Vandy Van pulls up and cut off all the losers who had been waiting in line. (Why? Because you are cold since you lack the majority of necessary clothing).
Be a bitch.
