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Vance Pants

The high-water trousers some low class, tasteless men wear, which ride up and expose his bare shins when he sits down. It’s a sure way not to get laid on a date.
I see you are rocking your Vance Pants for your big date tonight. Are you taking her to Denny’s or Kentucky Fried Chicken?
by LaughingAloud March 12, 2025
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