van der Vlerk

To loose half your stuff to a bitchy fiancee and then get cunt struck by the next girl that comes along, Leaving you in a position where you will likley lose half of your half.
Leaving you with a quarter or sweet fuck all.

Man, poor Barry. Those girls really pulled a van der Vlerk on him.

by Duck Newland April 21, 2008

Van Der Hogg

An oft used dutch term to describe taking a number one Shit Jobby toally crap squeeze one out

After Timmy blurted his load all over his nans face he decided to nip to the bathroom to take a nice relaxing Van Der Hogg

by Hurlock Loyal August 25, 2004

van der tempeling

The process of stooping to an unprecedent low to get what you want.

I sooo van der tempeled the other day, I had to lick my wife's shit to get her to lend me 5 bucks.

Please, don't say no, I am willing to van der tempel to get it. I will even stab my own mother for this service.

The other day, I saw this crack whore van der tempeling to get her fix!

by Employee_of_the_year July 15, 2009

van der Sloot

To appear randomly in the background of someone's vacation photos.

Knowing that eventually this photo will be the only evidence of you being in a specific location prior to the disappearance of one of more persons.

My wife and I were trying to pose for this photo on the beach, and this guy totally van der slooted us and ruined the whole trip.

by Benny Peme September 6, 2010

Van der Beek

To vanish without a trace.

Remember Matthew Lesko? He totally Van der Beeked.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters April 3, 2005

Van der Beek

When you hammer a passed out ckick from behind and puke all over her back, while a friend is videotaping this, as it happens in 'Rules of Attraction'

My buddy found this drunk chick and we took turns Van der Beeking her all night. We are going to show the tape all over school

by ROA fan August 4, 2003

van der woude

The best last name one could have. van der Woudes are great leaders, inventors and are usually really charming and strong. They are really smart and always know how to solve a problem

Whouw you could see he is a van der Woude.

by TheSexyBeastMan January 20, 2017