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Van Note 

A transvestite. A girl who pretends to be a girl but really has a penis.

See: Chicks with Dicks
Girl #1 - Ew, did you see that Van Note over there?
Girl #2 - Yeah, she has a bigger penis than my boyfriend!
Van Note by balhky July 19, 2007
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van note 

A girl with a biiiiggg vageeeen
Ali VonBecker is such a ho. I heard she has a stinky
Van Note
van note by Charles Schwab October 10, 2007
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Van Note 

A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.
Lets van note in that truck bed
Van Note by mr flopadopolous May 25, 2014

Van Notee Special 

When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.
I gave Sheldon the Van Notee Special last night, she hasn't been seen since.
A lazy human .. who milks the system
damn man ... dont be a VanNote “
VanNote by joebella June 6, 2020
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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