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Van Helsing 

The most badass out old man/ vampire hunter/ doctor/ dutch guy ever.
"We've become god's madmen. all of us" -Van Helsing
Van Helsing by Xeras December 10, 2010
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van helsing 

one who goes after ugly women at night while intoxacated and wakes up feeling like he spent the night hunting for monsters
"what happend last night, and why do i feel like van helsing"
van helsing by clint February 23, 2005

Van Helsing 

A turd that looks exactly like a vampire stake.
I just took a Van Helsing. It looked like I could kill a vampire with it.
Van Helsing by Jeffale5 August 17, 2013

van helsing 

term used to imply getting really intoxicated
dude, let's get all van helsing tonight.
van helsing by rob May 13, 2005

Van Helsing 

Slang for "that person sings like Hell!".
Everytime a good song plays on my radio, my bitch, Chelsea Handler, starts doin' the Van Helsing and totally fucks up any chance of me enjoying the song.

Thankfully, I have a conversion van, so I can redeem the displeasure by pulling over and fucking her brains out!
Van Helsing by B. A. Baracus June 13, 2006

Van Helsing 

A greasy person who often wears the same clothes for weeks in a row and smells of body odor from anywhere from 0 to 100 yards away. Acne is also very prominant on their face...and by prominant i mean there is no regular skin. They may also run cross country for a high school in cargo pants and knock-off, wal-mart brand timberland boots.
Nathan: "Hey there goes Van Helsing in them same god damn clothes"!
Adam:"Yeah i smelled his ass before he walked in the cafeteria with those Wal-Mart boots and cargo shorts on".
Van Helsing by Adam Berry January 28, 2007

van helsing allen 

A person very careless but attentive unless that person is occupied thinking of something grand to them, they like to see the world for them self’s and see everything and experience everything with or without anybody. They have been through so much in their lives and haven’t had a good time but they will never tell you that. Their history is so hidden from everyone apart from one person, that person is the one person they love dearest to them and they are so amazed about that person and love them so much but always fail to show it and feel sorrow about it completely.
Wow Van Helsing Allen is such in asshole and doesn’t care about anything not even his Girlfriend or family
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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