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Vampirologist
A person that researches, studies, and discusses vampires in both the fictional and real world and the trends that follow them.
"Susan was a vampirologist. She was teaching a lecture course at UCLA starting in the fall featuring the interpretations of several horror novels, including Dracula and Carmilla."
Vampirologist by J. Murphy December 18, 2005
vampino
A Vampino is a Latin/Mexican vampire. These creatures live in houses but unlike the normal population they wake at 10 pm, put their kids in the garage and let them play. They leave for extended weekends and lock their animals either in the garage or outside. Their animals are scared of everything and their children even at older age can not speak due to being locked inside and never playing with other kids. "Vamps" for short, have no respect for the families who's homes are attached and they never make eye contact with those in the neighborhood. They always come and go during the hours of darkness.
Man,
I can't believe the Vampinos woke up at 10 last night.
The Vamps started making dinner at 11 last night.
The Vampino kid grunted at me last night.
I can't believe the Vampinos woke up at 10 last night.
The Vamps started making dinner at 11 last night.
The Vampino kid grunted at me last night.
vampino by Pissed at Vampinos May 11, 2014
vampirous
A blood-oath serious person. Death before dishonor Spartan type person that lives and dies only for their ideals, kith, and kin.
Capable of exterminating the enemy ... youngest first, oldest last, ... capable of forgetting past wrongs, but never forgiving.
For peace and happiness, best not to disturb mentally or emotionally, the soulless demon that sleeps within the corps may awaken.
Most appear to be polite, friendly, courteous (please, thanks, ...) civilized people with poor/negligible social skills and a closet blood-lust.
!APPROACH AT YOUR OWN RISK, you pitiful dumb shit!
Capable of exterminating the enemy ... youngest first, oldest last, ... capable of forgetting past wrongs, but never forgiving.
For peace and happiness, best not to disturb mentally or emotionally, the soulless demon that sleeps within the corps may awaken.
Most appear to be polite, friendly, courteous (please, thanks, ...) civilized people with poor/negligible social skills and a closet blood-lust.
!APPROACH AT YOUR OWN RISK, you pitiful dumb shit!
Vampit
1. A common term for the armpit of a vampire. Usually smells like a mix of blood and decay because vampires don't sweat.
2. The smelly armpits of a Goth Chick who doesn't care about body hygiene anymore.
2. The smelly armpits of a Goth Chick who doesn't care about body hygiene anymore.
Bro1: "Yesterday I was banging a hot vamp chick, but damn she had the smelliest vampits I've ever come across."
Bro2: Disgustang! She ain't cleaning up?
Bro1: Naw man. Vamps can't smell anymore.
Example from Literature: "The hunter made his way down the dark alley. Darkness and mist surrounded him like a swarm of flies clinging to a dead body. A matching smell hit his nostrils, one of death and decay. He would recognise it anywhere. Vampits á mass. His hands reached to his flask spray. Mr. Clean readied himself to clean some Vampits." -Excerpt from 'Mr.Clean - Vampire Slayer'
Bro2: Disgustang! She ain't cleaning up?
Bro1: Naw man. Vamps can't smell anymore.
Example from Literature: "The hunter made his way down the dark alley. Darkness and mist surrounded him like a swarm of flies clinging to a dead body. A matching smell hit his nostrils, one of death and decay. He would recognise it anywhere. Vampits á mass. His hands reached to his flask spray. Mr. Clean readied himself to clean some Vampits." -Excerpt from 'Mr.Clean - Vampire Slayer'
Vampit by OlafEinauge November 12, 2020
Vampironmentalism
A Vampiric social movement regarding concerns for environmental conservation and improvement of the state of the environment for their future.
Guy: I joined an Environmentalist group for Vampires.
Girl: I hate Environmentalists.
Guy: Don't worry, I'm a Vampironmentalist.
Girl: What the fuck is Vampironmentalism?
Guy: Vampires are going to be around for a long time, we don't want the planet to turn into a barren hellscape.
Girl: I hate Environmentalists.
Guy: Don't worry, I'm a Vampironmentalist.
Girl: What the fuck is Vampironmentalism?
Guy: Vampires are going to be around for a long time, we don't want the planet to turn into a barren hellscape.
Vampironmentalism by Blood Light August 23, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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