Valsas

Valsas is a guy with a veryyyyy huge cock and he gets all the hoes. He acts gay with the bro every day, he uses irony as his main language and hates drain gang members

Damn, bruh valsas is packing
Valsas is hating bladee again!

by Valsas November 20, 2021

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Valasi

Ferocious Princess

Pronounced: Va - la - see

Random: What’s you’re name?
Valasi: Valasi, but it’s pronounced Va - la -see.

by Not Valasi August 3, 2019

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vagsassin

Noun: 'vajsasin' Anyone who performs vaginal intercourse so vigorously that afterwards the woman is incapable of having vaginal intercourse anytime in the near future.

Verb form is vagsassinate.

"Dude, I heard that he hit that so hard that she couldn't even think about sex for a week. He's a total vagsassin."

"I vagsassinated my girlfriend last night. Unless I can talk her into anal I'm not getting any for a while."

by Justim August 26, 2007

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Valascro

Valascro is a fictional character who comes to your house 2 weeks after Christmas and gifts you presents. Valascro is a sexy frog wearing a santa suit who makes the snow on your roof tops turn invisible. In order to interact with Valascro directly you must leave out cinnamon buns and water for him to consume. If you do not behave on valascros eve you will be summoned by a demon spawn and will be hit by a car if you leave your houses!

Bitch you better leave out cinnamon buns for Valascro or he aint giving you shit

by Valascro February 8, 2019

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Valsa

She can be really rude sometimes plus she quite the picky one. But when you get to know her she's amazing! She'll protect you,support you and when she gives you her love it's amazing :O

*That's my grandmas name XD

Oh that's my grandma Valsa.

by I'm a dInOsAuRRaWrr August 18, 2021

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