Valhalla Kisses

Valhalla kisses
A colloquial term referring to the act of giving or receiving cunnilingus while one partner is positioned sitting on the other partner’s face. The name humorously exaggerates the intensity of the experience by implying that engaging in it would cause one to “die” and go directly to Valhalla, the hall of fallen warriors in Norse mythology. The expression is therefore metaphorical, using hyperbole to suggest extreme pleasure rather than literal death.

Tonight, it will be you, me and a lot of Valhlla Kisses.

Or
I need some Valhalla Kisses.
Or

"Your Valhalla Kisses is to die for, over and over again"

Or

The taste of you the Valhalle Kisses way!

Valhalla Kisses by ProfessorKeyser March 2, 2026

Valhalla Kisses

A colloquial term referring to the act of giving or receiving cunnilingus while one partner is positioned sitting on the other partner’s face. The name humorously exaggerates the intensity of the experience by implying that engaging in it would cause one to “die” and go directly to Valhalla, the hall of fallen warriors in Norse mythology. The expression is therefore metaphorical, using hyperbole to suggest extreme pleasure rather than literal death.

Tonight, it will be you, me and a lot of Valhlla Kisses.

Or
I need some Valhalla Kisses.
Or

"Your Valhalla Kisses is to die for, over and over again"

Or

The taste of you the Valhalle Kisses way!

Valhalla Kisses by ProfessorKeyser March 3, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004