Vajouser Share definition Flag A hole in the crotch of a pair of trousers. The hole emulates a vagina in the trouser. For fuck sake, I have massive vajouser. I need to get it repaired. Vajouser by Deano674 July 19, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Vajouser mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch