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1. (VA-jit)-noun
The female version of a blumpkin.
Randall Ryan will give Alyssa Marie a vagit.
vagit by jibjabjibjab December 11, 2010
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A body part that is both a vagina and an armpit
Thats a real saggy vagit right there

That cloe has a sexy vagit
Vagit by thiccy12346 ontiktok May 22, 2019
Disease in which a dude is being a little bitch
Nic didn't want to go out for drinks with his brothers because he was suffering from a bad case of vagibetes.
Vagibetes by teamfunsome June 9, 2018
A Yeast Infection so severe that it's spreadable on a Bagel
"Hey honey, we're out of cream cheese for the bagels"
"Just bring them in here dear. I've got just the solution. Right where you like me the most . Have you ever tasted Vagicotti? Just like my legs, it's spteadable!"
Vagicotti by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Vagiaphragm 

Using your female voice from your vagina up through your diaphragm, to speak your mind!
She told that dick to keep his hands to himself, with her vagiaphragm.
Vagiaphragm by Pposse04 June 20, 2019
Girl: please stop tickling me.

Dude: Fine, I'll vagickle you instead.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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