Vagipoo 

Having a miscarriage land in the toilet or the tub, or having a large blood clott in excess of 2 inches in diameter fall out of the vagina while on the toilet or in the shower.

Oh my god I had the worst vagipoo this morning

Vagipoo by Mega_Byte September 13, 2018

vagiphobe

person who is fearful of vagina related functions and topics. specifically certain sexually underdeveloped hetereosexual males and sometimes homosexual males.

1 my boyfriend wont have sex with me when i have my period. he's such a vagiphobe!

2 my gay friend helped me get changed for the bikini photo shoot but he had to close his eyes. what a vagiphobe!

vagiphobe by 1ena June 1, 2006

Vagiphone 

An ancient musical instrument (perhaps the first), where the player buzzes near or on the vagina. Different pitches are created by altering the embouchure. It was replaced, for tonal reasons, with horns of animals and eventually brass. Although this instrument is no longer accepted as a legitimate musical instrument, studies have shown it is increasing in popularity in cults and tribes of primitive peoples around the world. Curiously, practicing the instrument can bring pleasure to the instrument causing a unique interaction between player and instrument.

The tone of the vagiphone is different from a trumpet or trombone but pitches, scales and tunes can be created to be enjoyed by all involved.

Vagiphone by Dr. Stephen V. Smith May 15, 2010

Vagipotamus 

A water mammal indegenous to Africa.
A wrinkly, musty, dry vagina.

The tour guide gestured to the tourist's right and pointed out a vagipotamus.

Vagipotamus by King Leo April 28, 2008

Vagiphobia 

The phenomenon in which the human male penis cannot bring or hold an erection to enter the female vagina or prematurely ejaculates shortly after penetration.

"John, it hasn't even been 10 seconds and you already came."
"I'm sorry Jane, I can't get over this vagiphobia ever since my ex left me a month ago."

Vagiphobia by Scholzing May 9, 2015

vagiPod

An iPod who's song library consists almost entirely of female artists.

My girlfriend and I were driving across the state but we only had her vagiPod to listen to. If I never hear another Imogen Heap or Sarah Mclachlan song again it will be too soon.

vagiPod by soapdishjp July 4, 2011

Vagipocalypse 

Vagipocalypse is where a woman's vagina is absolutely destroyed after giving birth to a child. The vagina is stretched so far that is effectively cause apocalypse to the sexual relationship with the partner - Vagipocalypse.

My wife refused a C-section and opted for vagipocalypse.

Vagipocalypse by BalkanAvenger February 23, 2018