Vagipoo
Having a miscarriage land in the toilet or the tub, or having a large blood clott in excess of 2 inches in diameter fall out of the vagina while on the toilet or in the shower.
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vagiphobe
person who is fearful of vagina related functions and topics. specifically certain sexually underdeveloped hetereosexual males and sometimes homosexual males.
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Vagiphone
An ancient musical instrument (perhaps the first), where the player buzzes near or on the vagina. Different pitches are created by altering the embouchure. It was replaced, for tonal reasons, with horns of animals and eventually brass. Although this instrument is no longer accepted as a legitimate musical instrument, studies have shown it is increasing in popularity in cults and tribes of primitive peoples around the world. Curiously, practicing the instrument can bring pleasure to the instrument causing a unique interaction between player and instrument.
The tone of the vagiphone is different from a trumpet or trombone but pitches, scales and tunes can be created to be enjoyed by all involved.
Vagiphone by Dr. Stephen V. Smith May 15, 2010
Vagipotamus
Vagipotamus by King Leo April 28, 2008
Vagiphobia
The phenomenon in which the human male penis cannot bring or hold an erection to enter the female vagina or prematurely ejaculates shortly after penetration.
"John, it hasn't even been 10 seconds and you already came."
"I'm sorry Jane, I can't get over this vagiphobia ever since my ex left me a month ago."
"I'm sorry Jane, I can't get over this vagiphobia ever since my ex left me a month ago."
Vagiphobia by Scholzing May 9, 2015
vagiPod
My girlfriend and I were driving across the state but we only had her vagiPod to listen to. If I never hear another Imogen Heap or Sarah Mclachlan song again it will be too soon.
vagiPod by soapdishjp July 4, 2011
Vagipocalypse
Vagipocalypse is where a woman's vagina is absolutely destroyed after giving birth to a child. The vagina is stretched so far that is effectively cause apocalypse to the sexual relationship with the partner - Vagipocalypse.
Vagipocalypse by BalkanAvenger February 23, 2018
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