vagiPod

An iPod who's song library consists almost entirely of female artists.

My girlfriend and I were driving across the state but we only had her vagiPod to listen to. If I never hear another Imogen Heap or Sarah Mclachlan song again it will be too soon.

by soapdishjp July 4, 2011

Vagipotamus

A water mammal indegenous to Africa.
A wrinkly, musty, dry vagina.

The tour guide gestured to the tourist's right and pointed out a vagipotamus.

by King Leo April 28, 2008

Vagipocalypse

Vagipocalypse is where a woman's vagina is absolutely destroyed after giving birth to a child. The vagina is stretched so far that is effectively cause apocalypse to the sexual relationship with the partner - Vagipocalypse.

My wife refused a C-section and opted for vagipocalypse.

by BalkanAvenger February 23, 2018

Vagipad

Term used for a woman sanitary towel

The mrs was menstrating and needed to change her vagipad

by slangatang November 5, 2011

Vagipotamous

A big fat bitch that thinks she is the hottest thing in the room. (Usually not the case). Often having an inflated ego twice the size of the sausage casing she is oozing out of.

Snooki is a f*ckin Vagipotamous!!!!!

by DDT4U February 25, 2011

Vagisodium

The amount of salt found in a woman's vagina, typically dependent on her mood or recent experiences.

Stacey has been extremely irritable lately. Her vagisodium level must be through the roof.

by Dytkrjb January 21, 2017

Vagipocolypse

A large dark hairy pair of vaginal lips found on women with high concentrations of melanin.

Oprah Winfrey has been consumed by the Vagipocolypse.

by Roger Williams November 29, 2007