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Vaginess 

Like 'Highness', as in queen or princess, except the lady in question is being a cunt, bitch, nasty tart, uppity princess, drama-queen or a royal 'Vaginess'.
Get over it your Vaginess! The world does revolve around you.
Vaginess by Rupert G June 14, 2011
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vaginese 

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.
My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.
vaginese by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021

vaginese 

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.
My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.
vaginese by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021

Vaginese 

people who live the country Vagina
"The Vaginese are coming"-Father Dougal McGuire
Vaginese by Haxer122 October 29, 2023

vaginesque 

A brief moment of being extremly effeminate; resembling the actions of a vagina
Guy: Man, I love singing along to Britney Spears when im in my shower.

Guy's friend: Dude, that might be the most vaginesque thing I've heard all day.
vaginesque by \ / November 28, 2012

Vaginester 

Figurative language, meant for someone whom a person detests

ie:A stupid bitch. A whore, slut, skank, etc.
Steph: Do you know that girl CoCo?

Chunks: Ewww! she's a fucking vaginester!
Vaginester by xXcHuNk$Xx June 22, 2009

vaginese  

The Language of the Humans who are born with a vagina. Its almost impossible to be understood by the opposite sex.
Example;

(Day 1)

My GF: Do you know how much i love you?
me: mhm(in confusion)

(Day 2)

My GF: I... I.. I hate you so much
me: mhm.(in confusion)

If anyone of you find a course in vaginese Please let me know.(no Transsexual operations, dumb ass!!!)
Atleast the chinese language has an alphabet...


vaginese by Siththa G January 19, 2008
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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