Vaginal Eviction Share definition Flag When you are having sex with a woman and she holds back a sneeze, or coughs and pushes your penis out of her. My girlfriend and I were doing it doggy style, and she sneezed and I got a sudden vaginal eviction. Vaginal Eviction by $hIti0T June 14, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Vaginal Eviction mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch