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Vagina Javelin 

The elite sport of Vagina Javelin that recently became the 500th event of the Olympic Games is simple, yet requires hours of hard sweaty practice. The team consists of two members, one the Fistman, the other the Flyer. The Fistman inserts his or her fist into the Flyers vagina, lifts, then using strength and propulsion, throws the Flyer of his or her arm, in a movement likened to that of regular Javelin. Like regular boring Javelin, the further away the Flyer lands from the Javelin ring, within the 29 degree sector area, the higher the team will place.
Nicole: So Aleks, how do you train to be a Flyer in Vagina Javelin?
Aleks: Well stretching is the biggest part really, i stretch for about 4 to 5 hours a day
Nicole: That must be fun. And Catherine, how did you get into Vagina Javelin?
Catherine: Well I've been Fisting Aleks for a good 2 years before the sport became official, I really helped to get it off the ground (pun intended). I really just love Fisting!
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026