Vagina Ears

When a person with plugs removes of them and their lobes are all floppy like; the holes end up resembling a vagina

"I hate how I gauged my ears. Look how gross they look without plugs"
"Ewww, you've got dem vagina ears!"

Vagina Ears by LOLalwyx October 28, 2009

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Vagina Ears

Slang term for Labia minora.

When working for a private ambulance company a woman in a psych ward had come up to my partner and I and asked who she should talk to if she had a problem with some of the other residents. I then asked why she wanted to file a complaint and she said "They cut off my Vagina ears."

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"they cut off my vagina ears."

Synonyms include but may not be limited to Vagina Ears Labia minora Beef Curtains Roast Beef Flaps pussy lips

Vagina Ears by Emrgnc911 March 29, 2009

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Vaginears

The look of ones earlobe after removing a plug over 5/8. the earlobes resemble a saggy vagina.

d00d why did you gauge to an inch? you got serious vaginears!

Vaginears by fatcarithsma July 5, 2011

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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