by nikso1 May 27, 2014
whiner: here's how my day went. first, i didn't hear my alarm clock go off & was 10 minutes late to work. then when i got there all the coffee was gone & i had to make a new pot, which took another 5 minutes away from my day. then the boss had me do this really lame project that wasted the majority of my time & i never got to my real work. then when i got off work, i had to go to the store because i didn't have anything to eat in the fridge. now i'm talking to you, using up my peak time on my cell. that's how my day's been!
response: really? well my vagina hurts too!
response: really? well my vagina hurts too!
by fab4fan67 December 29, 2007
a woman's reproductive point in her body. This is used in sex and the vagina contains the clitoris which is the part where the woman wants a man to take a lot of time to rub, kiss and lick it to make her have an orgasm.
by Johnny graham June 13, 2018
When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.
by Chas501 December 31, 2016
Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.
by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022
A person that becomes a douchbag whenever there is a pretty girl around. Typically, it is either a girl being ignorant out of jealousy, or a guy being ignorant trying to impress the vagina.
Examples of people being a Vagina Douch: Carl is typically such a nice guy, but he becomes a complete douch whenever Valerie is around. Hey did you ever notice what a douch Tina can be when a hot girl is hanging out with us?
by Chas501 July 27, 2008
Pubic Hair in the vaginal area.
She had her Vagina Garden trimmed into a landing strip.
by Chas501 April 25, 2007