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Vagavalanch

A sudden, unexpected deluge of vagina in a mans life. Random, co-incidental occurances of 'strange'. Its a mystical experience. Its a mystery of the universe. A billion $ question. However, those who are familiar with it, never question it. Can typically last hours, days, even weeks. Any longer and you're Tiger Woods.
Brad: "So, Brendie, we haven't talked in like 2 weeks. Are you dating anyone?"

Brendan: "Its vagavalanch season!"
Vagavalanch by staloney February 14, 2010
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Vagalanch 

An overwhelming amount of vaginas. Possibly fatal.
Things haven't been the same since spencer was paralyzed from the waist down by the vagalanch
Vagalanch by LOKImischief April 25, 2008
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Vagalanche 

The ensuing avalanche of vaginas that occurs to someone when they are so cool.
Dude, do you like me new haircut? I better wear my Avi beacon because there's about to be a vagalanche up in this mofo.
Vagalanche by cdettwei March 8, 2020

Vagalanche 

When a woman is so obese that the fat rolls topple down over the top of her vagina like an avalanche.
Guy #1: "Man, Char has gotten fat."
Guy #2: "No kidding. Before heading in you'd need a condom and a GPS in case of a vagalanche."
Vagalanche by wocka wocka July 2, 2012

vagalanche 

multiple vag, getting with a lot of women, an unheard amount of sex,
hey jim that car is so awsome you may cause a vagalanche
vagalanche by leach's word June 24, 2009
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026