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Vagavalanch

A sudden, unexpected deluge of vagina in a mans life. Random, co-incidental occurances of 'strange'. Its a mystical experience. Its a mystery of the universe. A billion $ question. However, those who are familiar with it, never question it. Can typically last hours, days, even weeks. Any longer and you're Tiger Woods.
Brad: "So, Brendie, we haven't talked in like 2 weeks. Are you dating anyone?"

Brendan: "Its vagavalanch season!"
Vagavalanch by staloney February 14, 2010
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Vagalanch 

An overwhelming amount of vaginas. Possibly fatal.
Things haven't been the same since spencer was paralyzed from the waist down by the vagalanch
Vagalanch by LOKImischief April 25, 2008
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Vagalanche 

The ensuing avalanche of vaginas that occurs to someone when they are so cool.
Dude, do you like me new haircut? I better wear my Avi beacon because there's about to be a vagalanche up in this mofo.
Vagalanche by cdettwei March 8, 2020

Vagalanche 

When a woman is so obese that the fat rolls topple down over the top of her vagina like an avalanche.
Guy #1: "Man, Char has gotten fat."
Guy #2: "No kidding. Before heading in you'd need a condom and a GPS in case of a vagalanche."
Vagalanche by wocka wocka July 2, 2012

vagalanche 

multiple vag, getting with a lot of women, an unheard amount of sex,
hey jim that car is so awsome you may cause a vagalanche
vagalanche by leach's word June 24, 2009
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