Vagavalanch

A sudden, unexpected deluge of vagina in a mans life. Random, co-incidental occurances of 'strange'. Its a mystical experience. Its a mystery of the universe. A billion $ question. However, those who are familiar with it, never question it. Can typically last hours, days, even weeks. Any longer and you're Tiger Woods.

Brad: "So, Brendie, we haven't talked in like 2 weeks. Are you dating anyone?"

Brendan: "Its vagavalanch season!"

by staloney February 14, 2010

Vagalanch

An overwhelming amount of vaginas. Possibly fatal.

Things haven't been the same since spencer was paralyzed from the waist down by the vagalanch

by LOKImischief April 25, 2008

Vagalanche

The ensuing avalanche of vaginas that occurs to someone when they are so cool.

Dude, do you like me new haircut? I better wear my Avi beacon because there's about to be a vagalanche up in this mofo.

by cdettwei March 8, 2020

Vagalanche

When a woman is so obese that the fat rolls topple down over the top of her vagina like an avalanche.

Guy #1: "Man, Char has gotten fat."
Guy #2: "No kidding. Before heading in you'd need a condom and a GPS in case of a vagalanche."

by wocka wocka July 2, 2012

vagalanche

multiple vag, getting with a lot of women, an unheard amount of sex,

hey jim that car is so awsome you may cause a vagalanche

by leach's word June 24, 2009