vag slap

the female version of a "dick slap"; when a woman puts her pussy right in a man's face holding the right or left labia majora aka outer lip to then slap his face with it.

*this can also be done with both outer lips

"was that dessert?" he said.
"uh no, it was a vag slap... my version of a dick slap you sarcastic bastard," she responded as she pulled the front of her skirt down with a smile.

vag slap by redpyre August 9, 2012

Vag Slap

A vag slap is when a male or female decides not only to play with, in, or around the vagina hole but instead initiates a slight pat of the vag. A noise follows and your dignity falls. Usually two slaps occur in a synchronized fashion, such as *Slap Slap*. There is a corresponding song that goes to the beat of "Can I Get A Clap Clap?" but instead the lyrics are "Can I Get A Vag Slap?"

Arbys Employee: Welcome to Arbys, home of the fucking bombest food ever, what can I get you?

Danielle: Can I Get A Vag Slap?

Arbys Employee: *Slap Slap*

Vag Slap by Google GaGa May 19, 2009

Vag Slap

The Vag Slap (or Accidental Vag Slap) occurs when a person attempts to pat a female on the abdomen and misses, unintentionally slapping her vag.

"Henry, you just gave me a Vag Slap!"

"Did you just see that? He went to pat her beer belly but ended up Vag Slapping her!"

Vag Slap by shannnonn January 4, 2009

Vag Slap

The Vag Slap (or Accidental Vag Slap) occurs when a person attempts to pat a female on the abdomen and misses, unintentionally slapping her vag.

"Henry, you just gave me a Vag Slap!"

"Did you just see that? He went to pat her beer belly but ended up Vag Slapping her!"

Vag Slap by shannnonn December 9, 2008

vag slaps 

when a woman has such a loose vagina that the lips of said vagina hang down and clap together when she walks.

You can hear Beth's vag slaps from a mile away.

vag slaps by Vlad Nemervitsky October 1, 2010

dirty vagslap

When a dirty tampon(s) are used for a similar action as a cockslap.

He pissed heroffso much that she whipped it out and dirty vagslapped him!!!

dirty vagslap by toto April 28, 2006