this is the "band aid" like accessory with real pubes on the surface that trannies like to wear in order to conceal their cocks
Hey Ernie, if your not a fag, why didn't you stop making out with her (or him) after you realized IT was wearing a Vag Patch?
by 777geez October 4, 2015
Get the Vag Patch mug.
An industry term for a patch used to cover a woman's vagina when filming a nude scene in which ones' private parts should not be showing, as stated by Emmy Rossum on the March 1st, 2011 episode of Conan.
If I have to take off my underwear for this scene I'm going to need you to get me a vag patch
by xroyalrooterx March 2, 2011
Get the Vag Patch mug.
A style of feminine pubic hair grooming which results in a soul patch sized hair grooming directly above the outer lips of the vagina.
I wasn't paying attention during my wax and instead of the usual neat triangle I usually get, I ended up with a vag patch.
by taylorreeve April 6, 2016
Get the Vag Patch mug.
"That prude, Emily, totally Vag patched me and Chris at the party."

P.S Lindsay, you are a skank for doing that :P
by UnderWhere? June 21, 2010
Get the Vag Patch mug.
A step up from calling some one a douche bag.
"That dude is such a Vag Patch"

"This game is straight out of the Vag Patch"
by Travis Hecker April 24, 2008
Get the vag patch mug.