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vole

Used as a nickname for Microsoft Corp. (a Redmond WA-based company) commonly in alternative media with ties to opensource software.
Also commonly found as "The Vole".

Prairie voles are small rodents that live in the wild and resemble to little rats or hamsters.

See also: voleware
Source: The Inquirer - www.theinquirer.net

MICROSOFT IS scratching its head as to why no-one its taking up its mega-patch SP2 for Windows XP.
Vole had expected more than 100 million people to download the patch by now but figures indicate that only 20 million have bothered to do so.
by Horacio Lopez September 23, 2004
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A cryptid found in northern minnesota. Described to be mostly human-like, but possesses large owl wings and has some.. strange diet habits. Can possibly shapeshift.
"Dude, whats that on the roof?"
"What the hell?? That's totally Vole oh my god hide"
by zeesworld July 15, 2023
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A greasy mid-op transexual love monkey with shaven genitalia.
There are many in east anglia
by Stoatie April 19, 2004
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The Mystery of the Missing Daisies

One day a little girl named Daisy was planting some daisies. Weeks later her friend came over. Daisy took her outside to look at her daisies, but when they got to the garden the daisies were gone!
Daisy wondered if it was the work of a vole, or maybe someone had been picking them. The girls went back inside, and told Daisy’s mom. Her mom decided to search on the internet, while the girls set off to search for clues outside.
Daisy thought, “If it was a vole the criminal must be underground!” So she and her friend dug a big hole, and went inside. Daisy saw a trail, and crumbs of dirt falling from above. She also saw her daisies! She walked a little closer, and saw a vole! She quickly grabbed her daisies and jumped for joy.
Daisy went inside, put them in a flower vase, and gave one to her friend.
- written by me in 1st grade, 2014
Daisy's friend: What is that?

Daisy: It is a Vole!
by BabyFromIceAgeShouldDie December 13, 2020
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A long-nosed dork of a mole.
A vole is a rodent.
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Typo of Vile.

It's not funny, it's boring.
My name is Viles, not Vole, this isn't even funny.
by ots3go May 7, 2021
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