Vendor 

Drug Dealer - One whom is in the business of dealing drugs.

"Hey are you a vendor?"
"Yeah I've been doing a lot of vending recently"

Vendor by Old Gregg69 July 29, 2012

vendor 

Someone who works to a company without social security link. A way to avoid costs hiring people for a long time. A kind of "reducing costs" strategy.
Normally VENDOR works like normal employees but has no Vacation, Bonus , etc...
A group of workers that get some prejudice sometimes, because they work better than the regular employees exposing their weakness to their bosses.

Hey Folk why my boss gave the activity to the Vendor and not for me?

vendor by Mr Miguel November 7, 2006

vendor 

A vendor is frequently depicted as a force that may be conjured by management to hamper or destroy forward mobility within a company or an organization, and can never be controlled under any circumstances. Vendors provide proprietary services utilizing backward ideas, dysfunctional system components, and non-functional or non-existent technical support. Vendors gain and maintain strength by means of information repression and intense use of circular logic and evasion. “Training” is typically something of a goldbrick.

Institutions suffering from Vendor lock-in can often be compared to the poverty stricken communist state which existed under the East German occupation of 1949 – 1990 by the former Soviet Union.

We were thinking about outsourcing the website to an outside vendor. It seems to be working well enough and we decided we'd like to try fucking it completely. Anyway Bob's friend runs ShitStream Content Management Sytems Inc. and we're old frat buds, so tell the company to suck it. We've already implemented a system to blame the IT guys. Send out a memo.

vendor by Armand Banana November 11, 2005

vendor whore 

A complete loser that shows up around lunchtime if there are vendors nearby. The vendors want a free lunch and will take almost anyone out so they can utilize their employer's expense account. Vendor whores also go to a lot of free sporting events, and are known to take motorboats and other toys as kickbacks. These tie-wearing idiots really annoy those of us who work with the inferior products they try to push on us, so they can get their free lunches and crap.

"Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore."

vendor whore by running out of patience April 8, 2008

vendor trash 

An item found in a role-playing game that has no practical use other than being sold to a merchant; essentially a coupon for free gold.

The gems and jewelry in the first Baldur's Gate are vendor trash.

vendor trash by ACD8K September 30, 2010

Vendor Whore 

A large overweight unkept person with poor personal hygiene that will round up all of the free vendor swag. Will also attend sporting events, social gatherings, and out of town trip, all on the vendor's dime.

Todd got to go to another Red Wings game......what a Vendor Whore!!

Vendor Whore by P. Basso May 17, 2007

vendor ribbon

A strip of grass placed between two sections of brick or pavement. The grass serves as a place for carts and vendors to set up. People can then walk along the brick or paved area and access the vendors on the grass in the middle.

In order to create more room for the farmers' market vendors, the PLACE team decide to implement a vendor ribbon into their design.

vendor ribbon by PlAcEpErSoN July 16, 2011