Valve

A semi-obscure software company, they made steam but rarely ever actually make games

Idiot 1: “Bro have you played Valve’s latest game?”
Idiot 2: “I didn’t even know they still made games”

by Wednesday Corporation December 23, 2022

valve

1. very impressive
2. insane; off the hook
3. of or relating to a badass quality
4. like Chuck Norris but less so

"Yo, that shit was valve man."

by stechz February 1, 2008

Valve

to delay something and/or anything for long amounts of time.

OMG Half-Life 2 was DELAYED AGAIN!!!!

by someguy0w3d June 7, 2004

valve

A video game developer responsible for the Steam system, Source engine and notorious for being unable to count to three

Valve have created:
-Half-Life
-Half-Life 2
-Portal
-Portal 2
-Team Fortress Classic
-Team Fortress 2
But never:
-Half-Life 3
-Team Fortress 3

by flopflip555 April 7, 2015

valve

A dim-witted person, slow on the uptake and incapable of joined-up thinking. From thermionic emission valves which take forever to function normally and even when they do they are incapable of the high speed switching operations of micro-electronics. A classic moron.

Nominated for the "Valve of the Year" Award are: Peter Griffin for his work in Family Guy, Homer Simpson for his leading role in The Simpsons and Boris Johnson; Mayor of London... And the winner is... Boris Johnson.

by 4809Gadget July 16, 2010

Valve

A bodyboarding brand create by local boogers in Western Australia

man the valve team is releasing the preasure.. GO VALVE

by - April 1, 2003

Valve

An accessory used in a beer bong. It is attached to the mouth end of the tube and the user turns it to release the beer and begin bonging.

Person 1: When the hell is he going to bong the beer?
Person 2: Whenever that pussy decides to turn the valve.

by trush January 2, 2005