1. A device or structure purposed to control the flow or passage of any of the three states of matter: solid, liquid or gas. Such structures may be found in plumbing, as well as in the human body (specifically, the heart).
2. A company in the game development industry that designed and continues to build upon the Half-Life series. Also, the brains (or lack thereof) behind the infamous "Steam" client, content-delivery platform.
2. A company in the game development industry that designed and continues to build upon the Half-Life series. Also, the brains (or lack thereof) behind the infamous "Steam" client, content-delivery platform.
1. Some geniuses find it fun to open the valve on a helium tank, place their mouths over it, and begin hyperventilating.
2. There comes a point in one's life where one must ask life's greatest question: Does Valve's magnificent work with Half-Life outweigh the frustration and uselessness that Steam's impropriety brings? The world may never know.
2. There comes a point in one's life where one must ask life's greatest question: Does Valve's magnificent work with Half-Life outweigh the frustration and uselessness that Steam's impropriety brings? The world may never know.
by HB <3 SA April 24, 2006
Valve is a gaming company that, while one of the slower companys when it comes to making games, have amazing games. While Valve made Portal, Half-Life, Team Fortress 2, and many more, they also made Steam which is the most used content for buying games online.
by Texasboy9753 January 5, 2013
a video game developer. made left for dead the hlaf life series (which was phenomenal) portal, portal 2, counter strike, and above all my personal favorite team fortress 2
8:00-ok maybe ill sit dow play some games n shit tf2 maybe?
9:00:- WTF HAX whatever ill stab that mother fucker later
10:00- A SPY SAPPIN MAH SENTRY
11:00- hmm its getting late should probobly stop soon
12:00- (at this point you are zombified and loving it)
1:00- GENTLEMEN
2:00- CRITICAL HIT? NO WTF????
3:00- fuckin pyros
4:00- valve is the shit but i think my conrtoller died
9:00:- WTF HAX whatever ill stab that mother fucker later
10:00- A SPY SAPPIN MAH SENTRY
11:00- hmm its getting late should probobly stop soon
12:00- (at this point you are zombified and loving it)
1:00- GENTLEMEN
2:00- CRITICAL HIT? NO WTF????
3:00- fuckin pyros
4:00- valve is the shit but i think my conrtoller died
by Jason snuffelupogous April 2, 2011
A Computer Game company founded by former Microsoft employee Gabe Newell in 1996 or 1997.
Valve made the computer game classics Half Life and Half Life 2.
Valve has a notorious reputation for being sluggish in game releases, yet notorious for its style.
It's located near Seattle, Washington.
Valve made the computer game classics Half Life and Half Life 2.
Valve has a notorious reputation for being sluggish in game releases, yet notorious for its style.
It's located near Seattle, Washington.
by Coolness February 4, 2005
by AerySurah November 9, 2021
American shitbags from 1999 who promote terrorism in games like Counter-Strike. CIA, FBI and other fags really like them.
by Barkingdog October 5, 2023
A company defined for releasing games such as Half-Life, Counter-Strike, etc. Not as money-hungry as Activision but still money-hungry.
by Shad0w9GS March 12, 2017