useless lesbian 

A lesbian who can’t take a hint that another girl likes her, no matter how obvious it is.

Alayna: So Carla always kisses me on the cheek as a greeting, always holds my hand when we walk together in a hallway, gives me pet names like “sweetums” and “babe,” wants to rent an apartment together and get a dog, and then once she straddled me and said she thought I was adorable. I just have no idea if she likes me back!

Kayleigh: You’re such a useless lesbian, Alayna

useless lesbian by Sardonyxx July 25, 2018

Useless Lesbian 

A highly socially or romantically inept lesbian

Friend: You do know that they like you right?
You: But im so awkward!
Freind: My god you are such a Useless Lesbian

Useless Lesbian by Bread_Queen June 5, 2019

Useless lesbian 

Me. thats it thats the definition.

“Im an incredibly useless lesbian”

Useless lesbian by wormything February 22, 2021