1. An old-fashioned or logical-sounding way to refer to someone as unable to do their job; useless.

2. A paperclip that doesn't hold papers together like it should.
1. Student: I can't write this entire essay in time!
Teacher: You useless paperclip!

2. Worker: *tries to use paperclip*
Paperclip: *doesn't work*
Worker: You useless paperclip! Do your job!
by TheWildFlailing January 11, 2016
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