ursone 

When your boner hurts so bad you can’t think straight and fall and break your dick

I fell and broke my slappy doodle because of my Ursone boner.

ursone by Mouth breather 54 December 11, 2019

ursone 

When your boner hurts so bad you can’t think straight and fall and break your dick

I fell and broke my slappy doodle because of my Ursone boner.

ursone by Mouth breather 54 December 11, 2019

ursneakka 

(pronounced yer-SNEAK-uh)
your sneaker, but spelled better

Hey, isn't that ursneakka? Who knew that old thing could be used in a work of art?!

ursneakka by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

urlonelystar#0001 

sexy white girl. im in da corner cheifin dat hoe #real

no way it’s urlonelystar#0001 that’s CRAZYYYYYY

urlonelystar#0001 by url0nelyystar July 25, 2022

Urboner 

Getting a boner when reading something hot on Urban Dictionary

Guy#1: Dude, I totally popped a urboner last night.
Guy#2: Lol, that seems to happen to you to much.

Urboner by SparyMcgee June 28, 2011

urlonelystar#0001 

W egirl, amazing e sex.

aye bruh is that urlonelystar#0001 in chat??
MEOWWWW

urlonelystar#0001 by urlonelystarr August 2, 2022

urbone 

pronounced like "ur" from "urban."

It's what you get while masturbating to the definitions on the urban dictionary.

I could hear Steve moaning all the way in the basement when he was on the computer last night, he must have been giving himself an urbone...

urbone by BoredWithInternet October 13, 2007