Urbation

Urbating your mast.

Every Joe Everyones think they made it up.

Mast urbation talk:

Drunk guy 1 : Hey guys! You know when you masturbate, you're urbating your mast!

Other drunk guys : Puahahahahah!

Drunk guy 1 : Copyrighted by me, i made this up, no joke.

Drunk guy 2 : I made it up first, bastard!

Drunk guy 3 : No, I did, you morons I thought about it first!

Drunk guy 1 : Oh yeah, well I'm the first to tell it!

(Fight starts)