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Urban Dictator 

1. a fluent speaker in Urban DIctionary language.
2. One who controls the conversation with seemingly witty comments, yet found them all on Urban Dictionary and had been studying them for days on end.
Bob: Stop talking about philosophy. It's intellectual masturbation at the worst.
Bill: You urban dic'ed that.
Bob:Whatever.
Bill: Do you want to be an Urban Dictator?
Bob: Yessir
Urban Dictator by alien51three April 28, 2010

Urban Dictator 

Someone who commands another to write up his new addition to the Urban Dictionary. Then, after the definition has been accepted, he demands that it be rewritten because it was not good enough.
Funkstank: I've decided that I don't like this definition of "chatnip". I want you to change it or resubmit a new one.
Go. Now. Do it.

Princess: Um, maybe you should just write it yourself if you want it done right. I'm sick of taking your urban dictation!

Funkstank: When the Urban Dictator makes a direct command, you only do one thing. Jump the fuck to it.
Reason: I am awesome.

Princess: Fine... I mean, yes Sir! (grumble grumble)

Urban Dictator 

someone who gets all of their information from Urban Dictionary

Amelia: did you know that trump butt is when a dogs butt puckers open? And trump stump is when there's a small penis with large plumage of pubic hair.

Shania: Yes I've seen Urban Dictionary before Amelia! You're such an Urban Dictator!
Amelia: did you know that trump butt is when a dogs butt puckers open? And trump stump is when there's a small penis with large plumage of pubic hair.

Shania: Yes I've seen Urban Dictionary before Amelia! You're such an Urban Dictator!
Urban Dictator by Emordnilap December 14, 2016

Urban dictator 

The urban dictionary editors.
Urban dictator by Balls Obama July 21, 2022

The Urban Dictator 

The most awsome defeniton-writer in the history (and future) of Urban Dictionary!
The Urban Dictator has started a Urban Dictionary Democracy!

Urban Dicktator 

An Urban dictator who's a fakin' snob.
Urban dictionary user 1: Hey I heard that guy's an urban dictator.
UD user 2: Yeah I know right.

Meanwhile at the Urban dicktator's house.
Dicktator: *writes somefin' overly smart on UD*
Random UD user: *writes a normal definition*
Dicktator: *sees that definition* Oh, you write like that? pathetic. I write 4 paragraph definitions.
UD user Random: Dude. It's just an internet website, stop being so snobby.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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