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Urban Wank 

1. To wank in a public place, with or without others knowledge. The true master of the urban wank can do it in a place so obvious that no one takes any notice.

2. Much like public sex. But without the partner.
"Oh my God, is he doing what i think he is!"

"Urban Wanking? No surely not in such in obvious place" *Glass elevator*

Wank urban public masturbation sex
Urban Wank by BeowulfBow July 30, 2012
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Urban Wanking

Wanking in a public place. A common place for this would be in Public toilets and telephone boxes but can also be done in the high street.
OMG That guy is urban wanking in the telephone box!
Urban Wanking by CheezyBurger- December 19, 2010

Urban Dictionary Wanker (UDW)

When Urban Dictionary Editors don't post good definitions because 1) it offended tweens 2) cuz they're are wankers.
UD editor: :O OMG that's is racist against tweens and black people
UD publisher: You're a Urban Dictionary Wanker (UDW)

urbanyankee 

some one from north eastern US that lives in the city or the suburbs and works hard for a living , a little redneck,little city slicker, little hippy.
my neighbor is a urbanyankee
urbanyankee by dick fittzwright November 8, 2010
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