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Urban Hunting

The act of hunting and killing various delivery drivers for their respective foodstuffs.
Jay and I just got back from our urban hunting hunting trip with 16 extra large pizzas, 80 egg rolls and nabbed the entire catering van for the bank which pushed us over the 1500 pound mark.
Urban Hunting by KlausyTausy June 30, 2010
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Urban hunting

When two persons decide to look up words in the urban dictionary.
Hey Guillermo lets go urban hunting.
Urban hunting by Gerlexx August 12, 2011

Urban hunting

when too young teens sit in the middle of a crappy McDonalds building and then decide to look up random words in the urban dictionary.
hey lexx lets go urban hunting, im bored
two.
Urban hunting by Gerlexx August 12, 2011

Urban Reindeer Hunting 

Stealthy dressing ones self in urban camouflage, or ninja gear during the Christmas season to find, and kill front yard reindeer decorations. The usual choice of weapons for this sport are: Broad swords, katana swords, machete's, grappling hooks, or "rope". After beheading the deer with you choice of weapon, the grappling hook/rope is then used to drag the remaining carcasses behind a vehicle if deemed necessary.
With training, the trophy heads can be rewired, and mounted for twinkly enjoyment.
"The Urban Reindeer Hunting Carol"

I awoke with a startle, by someone unlocking my gate...
I reached for my pistol, but by then, it was to late...
For out in my yard flew sparks, so bright, and so clear...
I ran to the window, to see my eight tiny decapitated reindeer...
I yelled curses so loud, they came out in a blunder...
Damn you to hell, sodding urban deer hunter...

Urban Deer Hunting 

An activity that takes place during the Christmas season in which lit up deer are placed in the front yards of houses and people go around the neighborhood and make them hump.Urban Deer Hunting is most often done by teenagers
Bella: Hey are we going T-Ping tonight?
Jessica: Hell No! We're going Urban Deer Hunting! C'mon Bella let's make some reindeer hump!
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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