Adjective used to describe only the whitest of the White community. Signs of uppity crackered-ness usually include the inability to dance and the insisted removal of B.E.T from their local cable provider. Often find themselves in trouble when referring to members of the Black community as "boy" or "silly negroe".
Person 1:Wow, did you just see that? Ryan sure is one Uppity Cracker
Person 2:Yea, I did. Was that even considered dancing or did he just seize?
Person 1:Oh shit, I almost forgot, your test came in today, you have HIV. Sorry man.
Person 2:Ouch
Person 2:Yea, I did. Was that even considered dancing or did he just seize?
Person 1:Oh shit, I almost forgot, your test came in today, you have HIV. Sorry man.
Person 2:Ouch
by Uppity_Cracker July 26, 2007
1. A white person who talks way too much.
2. A record label created by Mindless Self Indulgence in 1999 when they couldn't get signed to a record label.
2. A record label created by Mindless Self Indulgence in 1999 when they couldn't get signed to a record label.
1. That white piece of shit was such a uppity cracker! Bitch couldn't keep his ass shut.
2. Dude, MSI is on a record label known as uppity crack since typical record labels are full of shit these days.
2. Dude, MSI is on a record label known as uppity crack since typical record labels are full of shit these days.
by emo_bitchy_lord January 28, 2023
by g0blin September 5, 2004