Located directly above the lower peninsula of Michigan, it's probably the most ignored piece of land in all of America. Constantly being left out of maps and, well, every conversation ever, the UP specializes in producing extremely sheltered human beings. However boring it might be up here, there are some things that we are incredibly
good at. Those things would be
racism, drug abuse, and no cell
phone service. So, if you're a white supremacist looking for a nice vacation for the whole
family, feel free to hop on over to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, you won't regret it.
I do not recommend coming to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan if you are not white, you
will most likely
get stared down in any and every
public place.